Greetings, Friends. Do You Wish To Look As Happy As Me?

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Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've
got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to
Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal
happiness is just a dollar away.
-- Homer's take at telemarketing scam,
"Lisa's Date With Density"

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