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Ned: Howd... Phone: Greetings, Friends... Maude: Ned, Did You Plug That Phone Back In?
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Ned: Howd...
Phone: Greetings, friends...
Maude: Ned, did you plug that phone back in?
Homer: Shut _up_!
-- When you shut up first,"Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely. Phone: Greetings, friends.
Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again....
Ned: My name is Ned. All: Hello, Ned! Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps....
Ned: We'll take good care of your boy, Simpson. Enjoy the miracle of creation!
Homer: Shut up, Flanders. [drives off] Ned...
Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
[picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh what happened now?...
Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...