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• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Lisa: Oh, there's something unsatisfying about scrubbing these rocks and I think I know what it is.
  [a wave washes a new coat of oil on the once-clean rocks] Marge...
• Lisa: Mom, what's wrong? Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
  Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's been gone for two days....
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....
• Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
  Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how....
• Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
  Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...