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Homer: We'll Search Out Every Place A Sick Twisted Solitary Misfit Might Run To.
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Homer: We'll search out every place a sick twisted solitary misfit might
run to.
Lisa: I'll start with Radio Shack.
-- Hey, I used to hang out there!,
"Treehouse of Horror VII"
Related:
These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
-- Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....
Hang sorrow! care 'll kill a cat. -- Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- Every Man in his Humour, Act i, Sc.
3...
Tongue tied & twisted, just an earthbound misfit I.
Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
Well, who's mad now!...
Homer: [gulps] I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
[unzips his pants] Kang: [disgusted] Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
Principal Skinner, wait! *I* created the universe! Give _me_ the gift certificate!
-- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...