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• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Barclay: "Do you suppose this has changed the way people think about me?
  LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think....
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
  -- Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
  .. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....
• These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
  -- Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
  .. [pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a cannon, which reveals a smaller cannon, which reveals an even smaller one, from which emerges a tube, spraying Homer] Home...