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• Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
  Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....
• Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
  -- Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
  -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III
• Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a Zombie!? -- "Treehouse of Horror III
• Bart: Yo, Mom! We haven't got the eyeballs yet. Marge
  [aims the flashlight at Homer, who is eating the ghoulish snacks] Homer, you're ruining it!...
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Bart? Bart: Maybe it was just the cat.
  Lisa: No, she's sleeping with me....
• Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies.
  .. Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right! -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...