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• Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
  -- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• Bart: [English accent] Stupid party, wish we were trick or treat'n.
  Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around the house. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Marge: Yes, doctor. It's what we've always feared: it's loose.
  Hugo is loose. See you soon! -- Casual phonecalls, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: I'll take my chances in the mystery wall! [goes into it] [steps out into 3D land, looks around] [thinking] Oh, glory of glories.
  Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation....
• Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
  Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....
• Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
• Homer: Stop! Those candidates are phonies! [crowd murmurs] You heard me!
  They're alien replicons from beyond the moon!...
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....