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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk? Lisa
  Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
  Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
• Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
  Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
  [talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Saxama-phone!...
• Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids? Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
  Marge: Kids, remember what I told you about showing a little support?...
• Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you. Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy.
  For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator....