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• I have a black belt in haiku.
• Bart enumerates all the features of his "Tactical Pants-Retaining System
  compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel snare, radon/lie detector, sphygmomanometer and cute turn signals....
• CBG: Yes, finally! I would like to return your quote, unquote Ultimate Belt.
  Salesman: I see. Do you have a receipt, quote, unquote, sir?...
• Bart: [all bruised up] Hey, dad. Homer: Looking good, son.
  [stops Bart] Hey! What happened to your belt?...
• Lisa: And...action! Bart: Hello, I'm Bart Simpson.
  In the past, I've bought you such classic films as "Homer in the Shower" and "Homer on the Toilet"....
• If I had a belt like yours, I could be an Elvis impersonator.
• Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
  Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's Hollywood for ya....
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt!