Lisa: And...action!
Bart: Hello, I'm Bart Simpson. In the past, I've bought you such
classic films as "Homer in the Shower" and "Homer on the Toilet".
And now, I give you "The Eternal Struggle". [opens a door]
Homer: [struggling with his pants] "Relaxed fit", my Aunt Fanny! Stupid
Dockers. [grunts] Oh! The belt is buckled. Heh heh...
[struggles some more]
-- Bart's film festival entry, "A Star is Burns"
