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Moe: All You Gotta Do Is Fight Drederick Tatum. It's This Saturday.
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Moe: All you gotta do is fight Drederick Tatum. It's this Saturday.
Here's your parking pass.
Homer: [reading the pass] Ooh, "general."
-- All the privileges, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
Marge: Homer, why are they saying you're going to fight Drederick Tatum?
Homer: [gulps] Uh, well, uh, I was gonna surprise you, but....
Moe: All right, Homer, I'm not gonna lie to you. There's a good chance you can beat Tatum.
But you gotta visualize how you're gonna win, okay?...
Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
on TV, a monstrously strong Drederick Tatum exits a jail cell threateningly] Announce
Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime....
Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....
Moe: Who's gonna knock you down? Homer: No one! Moe
When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe...
Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to show you my new tar paper.
Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the world?...
Tatum: Homer, your manager obviously loves you very much.
Lucius, would you do that for me? Lucius: Absolutely, I would....
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....