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• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
  What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
  Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
• Bart: Hello, is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Ba
  Homer... Sexual. Moe: Wait one second, let me check....