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• o Homer, in jail] Hutz: Don't worry, Homer, I've got a foolproof strategy to get you out of here -- surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last.
  I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him. [camera pulls back to reveal Hutz is in the cell next to Homer] Cop...
• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
  I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...
• Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
  Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
• Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
  Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking the law....
• Bart: [smiling nervously] So we're just going to do this photo and get out, right?
  Budda bing, budda boom. Lisa: I want to look at the pets, and write things on the typewriters, and see if the new dictionaries are in!...
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...