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Moe: Hang In There, Homer! Only Four Hundred And Forty More Seconds.
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Moe: Hang in there, Homer! Only four hundred and forty more seconds.
[to Abe] He's getting his second win.
Abe: No! He's getting killed!
-- Bah, either way is good, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
on TV, a monstrously strong Drederick Tatum exits a jail cell threateningly] Announce
Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime....
Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my retirement home.
His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him down, Grampa?...
Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....
Moe: Okay, you're fighting a guy named Boxcar Bob. Home
Brawled his way up from the boxcars, did he? Moe...
Abe: Son, we want to help you catch that plug-ugly yegg.
Homer: [sweet] Dad, the best way for you to help is to set a good example....
Moe: All right, Homer, I'm not gonna lie to you. There's a good chance you can beat Tatum.
But you gotta visualize how you're gonna win, okay?...
Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more....
Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them....