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  Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one....
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Lisa: You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by you.
  Why would she leave you now? Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!...
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  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...