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• Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
  Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
• Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
  Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
• Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
  Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
• Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
  It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
  All: Oh! Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne....
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
  I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....