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• Homer: Marge, will you marry me? Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
  -- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• Marge: Homer! Homer: What?! Marge: Are you ready? Home
  Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his underwear, playing with slot-cars] Marge...
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
• Marge: You owe me a favor. Homer: [whining] Oh... Marge
  To be called up whenever and for whatever reason I desire....
• Homer: [calling out] Marge, I'm home! Where are you?
  Are you okay? I don't smell dinner. [he finds a note and reads it aloud] "Dear Homer....
• Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
  -- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge, "I Married Marge...