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• Kirk: What makes you guys so special? Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broke
  a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine. A Milhouse Divided...
• Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.
  Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me. A Milhouse Divided...
• Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
  But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
• Homer: So, little Lisa, apple of my eye: how are things down at the old schoolhouse?
  Lisa: I find this demeaning and embarrassing beyond my worst nightmares....
• Marge: Homer, what happened to you? Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else ca
  a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh, I give up....
• Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
  Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...