Homer: See? You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a first-
class wedding reception.
[open a box, revealing a whale-shaped cake reading "To a Whale
of a Wife"]
Marge: [sighs] It's getting less and less likely you're going to yell
"surprise" and have all my friends jump out.
[Homer is fascinated by a Levi's truck passing by]
Homer: "Levi's." Hey, you think that truck is full of jeans?
-- This wouldn't have happened if she'd married Ted
Bessell, "A Milhouse Divided"
