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• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
  Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....
• Homer: Maybe we did fake a kidnapping, but is that really such a crime?
  All your son wanted was a little attention, a little love....
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Lisa: What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day.
  Marge: I feel sorry for everyone who's cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
  Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
• Larry: Ah, relax. I don't wanna work. I'm so lazy, I took lessons on a player piano.
  Homer: Wow, that's really lazy. Larry: Lazy? You're not kiddin'....