Homer: Maybe We Did Fake A Kidnapping, But Is That Really Such A Crime?

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Homer: Maybe we did fake a kidnapping, but is that really such a crime?
All your son wanted was a little attention, a little love. I'm a
father myself, sir. And sure, sometimes my kids can be obnoxious
[Bart glares], or boring [Lisa glares], or stinky [Maggie
glares], but they can always count on one thing: their father's
unconditional love.
-- Lover of all obnoxious boring stinky creatures on
Earth, "Burns, Baby Burns"

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