Marge: What are you doing in the basement? It's like you're hiding out
down here.
Homer: Hiding out?? Pfft. Marge, you've been reading too many hideout
books.
Marge: And what's that hitchhiker doing here? Is every drifter we meet
going to move in with us?
Homer: Of course not. We'll decide that on a drifter-by-drifter basis.
-- Practical Homer, "Burns, Baby Burns"