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Wiggum: Beautiful. Eddie, Did You Trace The Phone Number?
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Wiggum: Beautiful. Eddie, did you trace the phone number?
Eddie: Sure did, Chief.
Wiggum: [reading paper] 5-5-5... Aw, geez, that's gotta be phony.
[discards the number into a fire]
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
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