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• Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but until now none of them was important.
  I'm Kent Brockman. [scene shows Burns being loaded into an ambulance] At three p....
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized breakfast pancakes.
  With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please....
• Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
  [uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans] Eddie...
• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
  Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie book] mo- tive....
• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....