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• Jimbo: You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more.
  I'm going to law school Homer: Noo! Lisa: Dad....
• Lisa: {We _are_ insured, aren't we, Mom?} Marge: {Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
  } Homer: {Curse you, magic beans!} Marge: {Oh, stop blaming the beans.} -- "Homer the Vigilante...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Jerry: Clarinet? Homer: No. Jerry: Oboe? Homer: No.
  Jerry: Saxophone? Homer: No. Wait a minute, what was that last one again?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Marge: Homer, wasn't the whole point to catch the Cat Burglar?
  Lisa: And I still don't have my saxophone. Home...
• Lisa: Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't. That saxophone was my one creative outlet.
  It was the only way I could truly express myself....
• Jerry: What instrument does she play? Homer: ... [whining] I don't know.
  .. -- Buying a replacement reed for Lisa, "Lisa's Pony...