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• Jerry: What instrument does she play? Homer: ... [whining] I don't know.
  .. -- Buying a replacement reed for Lisa, "Lisa's Pony...
• Jerry: What's the matter, buddy? Homer: The moron next door closed early!
  Jerry: I happen to be that moron. Homer: Oh... Me and my trenchant mouth!...
• Lisa: What's the point of all these precautions? I've already lost the only thing that matters to me.
  Homer: Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another instrument....
• Lisa: [on the phone] Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed, and I need you to get me a new one.
  Homer: Uh, isn't this the kind of thing your mother's better at?...
• Lisa: Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't. That saxophone was my one creative outlet.
  It was the only way I could truly express myself....
• Marge: Homer, wasn't the whole point to catch the Cat Burglar?
  Lisa: And I still don't have my saxophone. Home...
• Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...
• Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
  Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?...
• Homer the Hippie: This is more important than the ideals that our Hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for.
  Episode: Seth & Munchie's, the Ben & Jerry's parody....