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• Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
  Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?...
• Milhouse: Oh, no! The witch has Bart! Martin: We've got to hurry!
  [The boys run off screaming in terror....
• Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties! -- Bart Simpso
• Milhouse: Hey Bart, got any new tricks for us today?
  Bart: Just one. A little something I call "Plucking the Pickle". -- "Bart the Love...
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse, cool jacket! Milhouse: It cost me 50,000 Bazooka Joe comics!
  -- "Otto Show...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate.
  .. your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right, if you think you must....
• Tutor: Fifteen minute recess, Milhouse. The recess assignment is chapter three through seven.
  Milhouse: Yay! Recess! [tears outside] Ba...
• Bart: Uh...I never thought I'd say this, but shouldn't we be learning something?
  Milhouse: Say the line, Bart! Bart: [sighs] I didn't do it....