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Milhouse, We Live In The Age Of Cooties! -- Bart Simpso
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Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!
-- Bart Simpson
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Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running.
-- Bart, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
Milhouse: Wait! How about a fair? Not just a county fair, not just a Europe fair, but a World's fair -- the World's Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Bart: Keep reading. Milhouse: The Hungarians have built a giant motorized Rubik's cube, and the fair's symbol is the SunSphere, which sits atop a 266- foot tall steel shaft....
Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -- we take the White Man alive.
Bart: All right, Thinks Too Much: it shall be so....
Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't....
Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this!
-- Milhouse attends Bart's wake, "Bart the General...
We live in an age that reads too much to be wise. -- Oscar Wilde
Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
.. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...