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Homer: Now You're Gonna Do Chores For That Lady Until You Work Off The Damage You Did.
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Homer: Now you're gonna do chores for that lady until you work off the
damage you did. It's called "responsibility."
[drives forward, and crushes the mailbox]
[screams, backs off and drives away]
-- Do as I say... "Bart After Dark"
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