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• Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
  That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar!...
• Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk...
• I'm with you, Homer! Fight the Power!
  -- Barney provides encouragement as Homer kicks the mailbox, "Blood Feud...
• Homer: Stonecutters, eh? How do I join? Lenny: There are only two ways to gain membership
  be the son of a Stonecutter -- Homer: Next?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....