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Woman: I'm Not Going To Press Charges, But I Assume You'll Want To Punish Him.
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Homer Simpson
Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to
punish him.
Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that. And I
gotta live with him.
Bart: You're the man, Homer.
Bart After Dark
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Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
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Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
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Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
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