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• Marge: What were you thinking, sending Bart to such an awful place?
  Homer: I was trying to punish him exactly like you would....
• Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for.
  .. Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working....
• Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
  Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy, give your old man a little credit....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Homer: [mouth full of food] You know, Bart, I saw this one.
  Bart: [mumbles incoherently] Announcer: Live, from the Grand Ballroom of the Hapsburg Imperial Palace, it's the World Series of Bumper Cars....
• Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
  Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark...