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• Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for.
  .. Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working....
• Belle: When you work the door, the main things are to greet the visitors and toss out the troublemakers.
  Bart: Ah, the ol' greet'n'toss. No problemo. Belle...
• Belle: Normally, we don't allow children in here, but your father was so insistent.
  Bart: He's tough but fair. I'll start sorting these bras....
• Marge: Springfield doesn't want places like this. Belle
  I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar. Marge...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Wow, man, what _is_ this place? Belle: I prefer not to be called "man.
  My name is Belle, and this is the Maison Derriere....
• Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
  Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and....
• Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
  [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....