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• Marge: Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart to work there?
  Homer: No, I only learned that four days ago. -- And he's been working there five days, right?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
  Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes....
• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
  Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....
• Jasper: [whispering] Are they talking about the bordello?
  Abe: No! The burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut....
• Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action.
  All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands....
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....