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• Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action.
  All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands....
• Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
  You testified for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in a noose....
• Bart ... don't! Uh-uh, baby. I *have* to!
• Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair!
  Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?...
• Quimby: Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?
  [Patty and Selma raise their hands] [they stand next to a blackboard with "Springfield" on it] Patty...
• Lisa: [enthusiastic] I'm gonna rescue a baby seal, and then I'm gonna save an otter!
  Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, but all the animals have already been reserved for celebrities....
• Quimby: Fellow citizens, when I learned about the impending crisis, I caught the very next plane to Springfeld.
  ..field. [everyone claps politely] First of all, yes, there is a comet in the sky, and yes, it is going to hit Springfield....
• Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
  Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_ of two evils....
• Lisa: [to cab driver] Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
  Quimby: I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence...