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Bart ... Don't! Uh-uh, Baby. I *have* To!
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Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
That's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it.
We've got the Stanley Cup baby. UH-HUH!
You've got the right reader baby. UH-HUH!
Marge: Homer, why are they saying you're going to fight Drederick Tatum?
Homer: [gulps] Uh, well, uh, I was gonna surprise you, but....
Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
-- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...