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  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
  He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
  Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....
• I 'm armed with more than complete steel,-- The justice of my quarrel.
  -- Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- Lust's Dominion, Act iii, Sc. 4...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
  Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to the ballet....
• I was gonna be a barber but neurosurgery pays better.