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Carl: Hey Homer, You Wanna Get A Beer On The Way Home?
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Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to the ballet.
Lenny: Heh. You're gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?
-- People unclear on the concept, "Marge on the Lam"
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