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• There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine, said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
  And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question, said Nasrudin....
• There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine," said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
  And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question," said Nasrudin....