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• Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
  Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
• Todd: We got new clothes from the donation bin! [wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt] I'm a surfer!
  [Rod wears a t-shirt with "I'm With Stupid" on it and a pointed finger] Rod...
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
• Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
  Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh what happened now?...
• Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
  Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
• Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
  [Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
• Ned: Well...? Todd: I know! Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
  Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We give up....
• Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
  Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?...
• Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
  Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....