Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd? Todd: [upside Down; Lying On The Rubble] I'm Right Here, Daddy.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
The Simpsons
Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd?
Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the
eternal bliss of paradise.
-- And this is a bad thing?, "Hurricane Neddy"
Related:
Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
Todd: We got new clothes from the donation bin! [wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt] I'm a surfer!
[Rod wears a t-shirt with "I'm With Stupid" on it and a pointed finger] Rod...
Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh what happened now?...
Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
[Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
Ned: Well...? Todd: I know! Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We give up....
Maude: Neddy, I know this has been a terrible day. But, by golly, first thing tomorrow morning, we're going to open up the Leftorium, and before you know it, we'll be back on our feet.
Kent: [on TV] Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-[?...
Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy? Ned: Uh, er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother.
Family only, you know? Homer: Right! No reporters....