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• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• Chalmers: Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused.
  Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin....
• Skinner: Edna! Krabappel: Seymour. Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
  Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't follow you....
• Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
  Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?...
• Krabappel: Well, it's going to be hard to say goodbye to all of you.
  We've had a lot of fun together. [walks through the rows of students] Nelson, Nelson, Nelson....
• Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
  what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?...
• Skinner: [casually] I'll get it. [picks up receiver] Talk to me.
  Chalmers: You have got to end this thing, Seymour....
• Mrs. Skinner: Seymour! I told you not to play in the neighbor's yard.
  Skinner: It's a party, mother. I was invited....
• Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
  Wiggum: The baby looked at you? [picks up phone] Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers....