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• Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
  what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?...
• and Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were kissing -- and swearing!
  -- Milhouse, "Grade School Confidential...
• lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
  Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme...
• Skinner: [casually] I'll get it. [picks up receiver] Talk to me.
  Chalmers: You have got to end this thing, Seymour....
• Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet and the fact is I haven't .
  .. [hesitates] um ... Chalmers: Yes? Krabappel: Seymour, I think you'd better tell them....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Martin: [raises hand] Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement to make.
  Krabappel: Can't it wait until I retire? Martin: [clears throat and gets up] I want one and all to join me in celebrating the anniversary of my portentous birth....
• Krabappel: Do you think anyone saw us? Skinner: No, it went just as we planned -- except they confiscated my thermos of cola at the door.
  Krabappel: Aw. Chalmers: [waking up] Skinner! Krabappel!...
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...