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• Smithers: When you arrive at the cabin, there will be a congratulatory party with sandwiches and moderately-priced champagne.
  [the crowd applauds] Burns: Now, as an added incentive, the second-to-last team to arrive at the cabin will receive an hilarious "world's first employee trophy....
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Smithers: Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.
  Burns: Yes, well, frankly, you've been a bit of a pill lately....
• Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
  Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far?...
• Smithers: Good morning, sir. Care for some coffee?
  Burns: [joyful] No, the promise of a new day is more than enough exhilaration for me....
• Smithers: It's them, all right. Marge: We're over here, Homie!
  Lenny: Oh, something's wrong with its breaks! Gangway!...
• Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
  Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Mountain Madne...
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...