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• Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and.
  .. Carl. Carl: Aw nuts! I mean, um... Aw nuts. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
  I want every loyal listener to do everything they can to get him out of jail....
• Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
  Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....
• Lenny: Well, we made it here first. All thanks to teamwork.
  Carl: Yeah, *my* teamwork. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Smokey: Only _who_ can prevent forest fires? [Bart chooses the "You" button over the "Me"] You pressed "you," referring to me.
  That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you"....
• Lenny: Hey, did you hear something? Carl: No. Lenny
  Hmm. Did I? Carl: [exhasperated] I don't know. -- Teamwork at work, "Mountain of Madne...
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Marge: Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children. Range
  Have you checked the woods? Marge: No. Ranger: Hmm....
• Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
  Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....