Homer: Don't worry, boy. We're gonna set you straight. By tomorrow
morning, you'll be a regular Burt Reynolds.
Bart: What are you talking about, Homer? Where are we going?
Homer: Just a couple of good old-fashioned manly places.
[puts his arm around Bart] Father and son!
Brain: [thinking] You're leaving the arm there too long! You wanna
make it worse?
[Homer quickly yanks his arm off Bart's shoulder]
Brain: No, no! He'll know you're on to him! Quick, shake his hand!
[Homer does as his brain told him]
Homer: Just remember, son, no matter what happens, I'll always love you.
Brain: As?? As??
Homer: [yanking hand away] As a father! A father! Regular father.
-- "Homer's Phobia"
