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• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill. Nelso
  [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt....
• Homer: Don't worry, boy. We're gonna set you straight.
  By tomorrow morning, you'll be a regular Burt Reynolds....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Homer: Look, Bart! It's Santa Claus! [robot fires two missiles, which makes reindeer back-up] Ba
  Woah, it's Santa all right. And he is kicking ass! -- "Homer's Phobia...
• Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
  Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Home...
• Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand
  squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find....
• Bart pushes a button; Homer walks in with an armful of donuts] Home
  Hey, the trail of donuts ended -- [gasps] Bart! Ba...