Bart: What am I supposed to do here?
Homer: Nothing. Just sit. I'll be back.
[walks away, revealing a giant "Laramie Slims" billboard,
featuring a girl in lingerie having a pillow fight with another
girl in a skimpy shirt and panties]
[time passess...]
Homer: Well, it's been two hours. How do you feel?
Bart: I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette.
Homer: That's a good start. Let's get you a pack. What's your brand?
Bart: Anything slim!
Homer: [grunts] [to himself] Okay, that didn't work.
-- All good plans have cracks, "Homer's Phobia"
