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• John: Oh man, you weren't kidding about this place!
  Well, I just love it! [takes pictures] Home...
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Smithers: John! John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
  Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this is your sick mother?...
• Letterman: And the number one reference that I am running into the ground is.
  .."Homer Simpson"! [music starts, audience laughs] [changes channel to Chespirito who gets his butt pinched] Chespirito...
• John: Homer, what have you got against gays? Home
  You know! It's not... usual. If there was a law, it'd be against it!...
• Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime.
  Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Home...
• Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
  Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
  Don't you just love the graphics on this box?...