John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator. Don't you just
love the graphics on this box?
Homer: No. How can you love a box, or a toy or graphics? You're a
grown man.
John: It's camp!
[Homer stares nonplussed]
The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?
Homer: Oh, yeah. Like when a clown dies.
John: Well, sort of. But I mean more like inflatable furniture or
"Last Supper" TV trays, or even this bowling shirt.
[John is wearing Homer's "Pin Pals" t-shirt]
Can you believe somebody gave this to goodwill?
[Marge sneaks away]
-- Just because it's got your name and picture on it
doesn't mean..., "Homer's Phobia"
