Homer: It's A Miracle! John: [holding The Santa Remote] No, Ultrasuede Is A Miracle.

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Homer: It's a miracle!
John: [holding the Santa remote] No, ultrasuede is a miracle. This is
just good timing.
Marge: Oh, Homie, I'm so glad you're safe. [hugs him]
Hmm, you feel softer than before.
Homer: [in pain] I've been tenderized.
-- "Homer's Phobia"

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