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• Marge: Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about your hug.
  Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of -- Marge...
• Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Marge
  My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family. Rod+Todd
  We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me....
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
• Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
  Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge: Homer!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...